Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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