guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I think my moral compass just broke
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