So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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