soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
