You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
