I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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