do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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