"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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