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• (443): View more from Maryland

  apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.

  (904): View more from Florida

  FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.

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• (707): View more from California

  New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do

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  enjoy it.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does

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• (863): View more from Florida

  So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.

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