did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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