I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
