Fuck appropriateness.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So much rum. So many feels.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
