Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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