i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I did not marry a roomba.
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