# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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