It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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