clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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