Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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