at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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