oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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