he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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