she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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