She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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