you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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