I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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