My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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