you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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