Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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