should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
