Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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