grandma shit on top of the toilet
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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