Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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