playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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