is your mom at the bar?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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