I want to stick my p in your. b.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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