they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize