this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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