Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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