your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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