Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
...so i touched it.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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