shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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