oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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