Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I want a musical about memes.
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