kristin has been a bad kristin
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Randomize
