It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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