Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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