It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
do herpes really smell.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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