Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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