he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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