i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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