I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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