is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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