so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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