They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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