Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
